versiris:

My Silent Hill charms from @zapcreatives arrived! These photos don’t do the glow justice, they’re so bright!


Available in my Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/listing/562095677/

raeiyyn:

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thinking about this excerpt from giovanni’s room as i lay in bed staring at the ceiling endlessly

blackwoolncrown:

3liza:

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at a bar in lower manhattan and they’re playing catholic choral music. on the wall there’s a giant mural of gregorian monks on a raft

the only other people in here are talking quietly about japanese verb conjugation. there are many statues of gargoyles and gnomes

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reading reviews while quietly sipping my drink. i feel like i’m in an alternate dimension. it’s called Burp Castle btw

probably goes without saying this is now my favorite bar in the world

new yorkers are so fucking spoiled it is unbelievable

NYC smells like garbage in the summer on account of all the garbage so it cancels out

catgirlthighhighs:

charlesoberonn:

Somebody made a Steam game where you can really play the fake games from those mobile game ads

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it was the katamari devs btw

akesi-waso:

cannibalchicken:

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Keep reading

Me: babe i’m lost  Me: in tunnels under lawn  Wife: Wearing your helmet babe?  Me: yep metal one u got 4 me :)  Wife: *audio message of metal detector beep* Think I found youu ;)  Me: 👷‍♂️👍  Me: i cant hear u digging babe  Wife: It was a big coin😳  Wife: *blurry photo of hub cap*ALT

my fav

jacobtheloofah:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that there’s a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

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you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

shaneactuallyy:

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sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response

omtai:

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wolf-tm:

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nothin’ quite like how a dog loves

let dead dogs lie - silas denver melvin // red dog - elizabeth frink // how to be a dog - andrew kane // domestication syndrome - dhole b // no origin found // for your own good - leah horlick // pleasure - beth cavener // it will come back - hozier // i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth. - uhode // same poem as directly previous

sightofsea:

sightofsea:

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it’s devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

car: stops for me at a crosswalk

me:

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oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega

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